Well, if he's waffling about contemporary versions he has a slight point, but if it's the King James's version then he's a moron with the aesthetic tastes of a Kalahari bushman. I gather that one of the more useful implements he has invented is "a hot-tub jet specially angled for a woman's pleasure". Says it all, really!
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