"Why do ya'll have so many young, uneducated people working here?"
Ma'am, I do apologize, but all of our Harvard grads recently quit. We tried to find suitable replacements, but for some reason those who have paid thousands upon thousands of dollars for their degree don't seem to want to make a living making or delivering pizzas. But rest assured, ma'am, that we are doing all we can to change that.
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