Rangers Aren't Embarrassed Enough - Yet

As you probably know, the Texas Rangers are playing in their very first World Series ever.   It's not going well.   So far, they've done nothing but embarrass themselves.   They have pretty much been blown out of the first two games by a team that makes a habit of winning one-run games.   In the second of those two games they walked in three runs in a row and wound up losing by nine runs.

Now that would be embarrassing enough for most Major League Baseball teams, but not the Texas Rangers.   They seem to be going for the World Cup of embarrassing.   Just look at what they have arranged to happen at game 4 this Sunday.

The Rangers have invited not one, but two George Bush's to throw out the first pitch for Sunday's game.   That's right.   They've asked both ex-presidents, George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush (the worst president ever), to deliver the traditional first pitch (or first two pitches in this case).

They'd better win four of the next five games if they ever expect to live this down.