It's Tough Being A Player

It's tough these days trying to be a "player". Especially if you live in Wisconsin, have a wife, and are dating three other women on the side. That's what this rather unlucky man found out the other day.

You see the wife and the three girlfriends found out they were all being triple-timed, and they did not take it well. They decided a little revenge was in order. One of them lured the man to a motel, and then the others showed up (including the wife).

They tied the man up, and then one of the girlfriends punched him in the face and glued his penis to his stomach (ouch!).

They were all arrested by local police, and were charged false imprisonment. That's a felony punishable by up to six years in prison. I know these "ladies" shouldn't have done this, but I don't think I could convict them if I was on the jury. Personally, I think the jerk had it coming. He's lucky they didn't do some serious damage.

I imagine there's a divorce coming his way, too.