Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Which Two Are Alike ?

I have shamelessly stolen this from that inimitable simian Dr. Zaius of Zaius Nation. It's amazing how the right-wing neocon fundamentalists and the right-wing islamic fundamentalists agree about everything except which religion they would like to force on the rest of us. I'm proud that my beliefs are all in the liberal column. How about you?


ISSUE...........................LIBERALS.......OSAMA.......NEOCONS

Abortion........................favors...............opposes.......opposes
Prayer in School...........opposes...........favors...........favors
Sep. Church-State........favors...............opposes.......opposes
Censorship....................opposes...........favors...........favors
Pre-emptive Attack.....opposes...........favors...........favors
Scripture Interp...........not literal........literal...........literal
Women's Rights...........favors...............opposes.......opposes
Evolution......................accepts.............rejects..........rejects
Iraq Invasion................opposed...........favored........favored
United Nations............supports..........opposes........opposes
Gay Rights....................favors...............opposes........opposes
Contraceptives.............favors..............opposes.........opposes
Sex Education..............favors...............opposes........opposes
Dissent=Disloyalty.....disagrees.........agrees...........agrees
Torture.........................opposes............favors...........favors
Death Penalty..............opposes............favors...........favors
Execute Mentally Ill...opposes............favors...........favors
Execute Children........opposes.............favors...........favors
Detain w/o Trial.........opposes............favors...........favors

3 comments:

  1. I agree with the sentiment, but the wording on a couple could be improved. I'd change the liberal view on abortion to "favors choice" and I'd add forced to 'prayer in school.' Anybody can pray quietly by themselves whereever they want but being compelled to do so is unconstitutional.

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  2. I dont agree with all of that.

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  3. People from ^^^TEXAS^^^ Usually DONT agree with ANY LIBERAL PHILOSOPHY.

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